If buying matching glow in the dark undies for my partner and I isn’t the cutest thing ever then I don’t like your definition of adorable.

originalnaijababe:

pawsthomasanderson:

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”
-Matthew 20:28

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

I hate you guys sometimes

originalnaijababe:

pawsthomasanderson:

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

I hate you guys sometimes

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Initiate project sexy figurehead

(Source: milokerrigan, via shorm)

Love the smell of black powder in the morning.

Love the smell of black powder in the morning.

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

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toothpastecomics:

Break in case of emergency. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

toothpastecomics:

Break in case of emergency. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

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countkalvitus:

kittje:

IM SCREAMING

ONLY A QUARTER WHAT A STEAL

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

Tags: essentials

birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! If this one’s too small, you can read it on my site here. The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.
If you like my work, check out my Patreon, which is just $1.74 away from $200!

birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! If this one’s too small, you can read it on my site here. The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.

If you like my work, check out my Patreon, which is just $1.74 away from $200!