After hours crew training on handcuff knots
When commoners registered for Cambridge University it was necessary for them to place sine nobilitate, without nobility, after their names. This was shortened to s. nob. and soon became “snob,” a pretender to position.
Complete Speaker’s And Toastmaster’s Library by Jacob M. Braude, 1965.
I am still so offended that the new hobbit movies were brought into this world
Foot tattoos suck to get but make feet look less silly. Except I got a pig and chicken on my feet so they still look silly but now with more color. And they’re proven to confuse Neptune into delivering me to shore safely. Magic tattoos.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce