likeafieldmouse:

Cary Wolinsky - Half Shorn Sheep (1986)

likeafieldmouse:

Cary Wolinsky - Half Shorn Sheep (1986)

(via busybeingborn)

Instead of learning to swim, a pig and chicken to trick #Neptune done by @jesseguillen #tattoos

Instead of learning to swim, a pig and chicken to trick #Neptune done by @jesseguillen #tattoos

After hours crew training on handcuff knots

clementinevonradics:

koalaprincess:

Some Things You Could Do To Heal Yourself:

Don’t kiss the boy with no bicycle.
Don’t kiss the girl with moon lips.
Don’t kiss wild animals
or hand grenades.
You fuck for the same reasons
lost men drink.
Stop.

Don’t spend another day
mourning…

Snob

ingridrichter:

When commoners registered for Cambridge University it was necessary for them to place sine nobilitate, without nobility, after their names.  This was shortened to s. nob. and soon became “snob,” a pretender to position.

Complete Speaker’s And Toastmaster’s Library by Jacob M. Braude, 1965.

amaranthliebe:

ifitsbritishimprobablyafan:

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I find myself incapable of not reblogging this.

I don’t even watch spn but I laughed so hard, the faces, omg

(via theraccoonicorn)

awwww-cute:

Invasion begins

awwww-cute:

Invasion begins

(via abyssal-siren)

I am still so offended that the new hobbit movies were brought into this world

zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

(via ginnungagap-einherjar)

Foot tattoos suck to get but make feet look less silly. Except I got a pig and chicken on my feet so they still look silly but now with more color. And they’re proven to confuse Neptune into delivering me to shore safely. Magic tattoos.

cryptoscience:

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU APPROACH.

They may resemble respectable ladies, but they are a genus of carnivorous plants who’s bonnet-like pitchers emit pheromones designed to attract land-rich country gentlemen and entrap them in a treacle-like digestive fluid from which there is no escape.

(Source: fuckyeahregencycameltoe, via ursulatheseabitchh)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via riotingfeminist)