June 2013
Just realized that I can express the larger part of my feelings in throaty grumbles and I barely even need my bottom jaw anyways.
BOOP BOOP MOTHAFUCKAS
lined up back-to-back sessions of heavy sighing, squinting while thinking about my life, and hate napping for the rest of break
those teeth are so fucking awesome
Fuck yeah. Evolution is so cool.
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
Goddamnit you do not go 60 in the left lane. The left lane is for people who have shit to do and want to get it done today so take the vigilante justice entitlement that came with your Prius and move as far right as possible. Like as far right as off the road.
