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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

computer problems my boomer captain has:

  • cannot figure out how to move a file to a folder
  • upset that the file says .pdf
  • printer is broken (he has print to PDF selected, there are 10 new PDFs of the document)
  • email too long
  • several battles lost to the number lock key
  • microphone off in zoom meeting (honestly I should not have fixed this one, it significantly extended the meeting)
  • what is an attachment???
boat bitching tech support
cutthroatchorus
hellenhighwater

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Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

hellenhighwater

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This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

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hellenhighwater

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

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hellenhighwater

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This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

hellenhighwater

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The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

hellenhighwater

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

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It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

your gazelle has a pearl choker

hellenhighwater

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

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hellenhighwater

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Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.


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Will update if he survives the kiln.

theshitpostcalligrapher

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

hellenhighwater

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

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thebisexualwreckoning

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

hellenhighwater

Dude, c'mon, these things take time.

Give me a couple hours.

hellenhighwater

Okay!! We have doordrobe! It's not quite done but after nearly turning myself into an hellpancake while carrying this in from the garage to the house, I feel like I should call it a night.

Right now it's not going into a secret room (but the Angel of Death (And WiFi) behind it does have a secret compartment for my router? Does that count) but Malice and Vice are still exploring it like it's a whole new world.

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The House of Horrors continues to be...well, exactly what it is.

hellenhighwater

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Oh, no, all radioactive materials go in The Box.

copp3rtop

please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?

hellenhighwater

The Box.

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impressed that all their decor is not on the ground with these clearly nefarious cats decor

I was deep in this dream where I was a lawyer but for some reason the court battle was not going to be decided by oral arguments but instead who could make the best soup live in court. My client was losing his guts when the pot hit the hit the burner and I’m standing next to him yelling “If you want to win this you need to trust me and ADD THE FUCKING LENTILS!!!”

I woke up before the judgement tho so idk if it worked out for him hells kitchen court dreams
unheavenlycreatures
unheavenlycreatures

one of the reasons i love the murderbot diaries is how it doesnt flinch in trying to grapple with some of the Big Questions, such as "why is it that Humanity™ is the goal to strive towards for artificial intelligence if it wants to be acknowledged as a person?" and "What does it look like when someone is both undeniably a person but also unapologetically nonhuman?" and "what if the magic school bus had a gun"

the murderbot diaries if you haven’t read this series you should
secretmellowblog
secretmellowblog

🚨 SCAM JOB ALERT🚨

Watch out for any job listings that claim you’ll cruise the seas for American gold, fire no guns, and shed no tears. These are all scams and the job is NOT as advertised. Source: I fell for it and am now a broken man on a Halifax pier

secretmellowblog

More testimonials from the tags:

tags saying "god damn them all, scummiest vessel I've ever seen"ALT
tags saying 'don't work for Barret the antelope is a sickening sight"ALT
tags saying "my boss was smashed like a bowl of eggs mf who's paying me now?"ALT
tags saying "the main trunk carried off both me legs"ALT
tags saying "fell for the same scam -_-  how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now'ALT


tags saying 'damn I needed this warning earlier I just made Halifax yesterday 'ALT

Stay safe out there you guys 🙏🙏🙏

promised American gold left me broke on Halifax Pier none stars
bestowedsleep
boatmediatourney

🚢Boat Song Tournament🚢

Round 5A, match 1

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald vs The Mary Ellen Carter

Edmund Fitzgerald

MEC

See Results

Links: 🚢, 🚢

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Mary Ellen Carter>>>>>>>>trash in the gutter>>>>>>>>>>Edmund Fitzgerald

Sorry you all hate overcoming adversity ig

MAY THE MARY ELLEN CARTER RISE AGAIN reminds me of the Hawaiian Chieftain bustin ass with the boys to keep her going when the office couldn’t spare two cents